The next time someone accuses me of being a crazed stalker, I will gladly point out that I never took my top off in a desperate attempt to attract the attention of my stalkee (no, I am not denying that I stalked him, only the “crazed” part isn’t entirely true… relatively speaking).
Man, and I thought the girl who pretended to be researching cancer-curing mushrooms was bad!
UPDATE: According to trust-worthy sources, this mystery woman’s name is China Chow. Wikipedia claims she’s a British actress, but I am pretty sure I got take-out from China Chow the other night. Their noodles are a bit dry, in case anyone is wondering.