Oh, to be a hair on that paparazzo’s knee…

Is anyone else sick of these cry baby paparazzi falling over in pain every time a celeb brushes their Porsche a tad too close?

A paparazzo who was reportedly knocked down by The Matrix star’s Porsche in March, presumably while he was trying to get a shot of the actor as he pulled out of a parking space, sued Reeves for negligence on Monday.

Brazilian shutterbug Alison Silva alleges in his lawsuit that Reeves’ actions in the parking lot of a Rancho Palos Verdes, California, clinic on Mar. 19 caused “serious injuries to body and severe shock and injuries to the nervous system and person, all of which injuries have caused and continue to cause Plaintiff great mental, physical and nervous pain and suffering.”

Hold on, the photographer’s name is Alison? And it’s a dude? Methinks we’ve found the source of his “mental, physical, and nervous pain and suffering.”

Silva also states that his vehicle was damaged, although police confirmed at the time that it was the photographer himself who was “grazed” by Reeve’s car, a 1996 Porsche 911. There was no mention of another vehicle.

Okay, he’s a big fat liar. Maybe I am biased, but I kind of wish Keanu had backed up and run over him a few more times.

3 responses to “Oh, to be a hair on that paparazzo’s knee…

  1. MAYBE your biased? ha

  2. I’ll second that!

  3. hi, i am a kurdish girl from london. i really love ur movies nd i fink dat ur handsome and a gud actor.

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