I have no reason to post this, other than the fact that I am a bad person, and it genuinely delights me. Really, what other reason do you need?
Okay fine, if you’re looking for a news story, check out this tidbit from Brit’s bodyguard.
“Britney does love her kids but she is a fickle mum. When the kids are happy, she’s happy. When they’re crying or unwell, she’s not sure what to do. She speaks to them in weird, creepy, baby voices, in made-up languages, which they just don’t get. All it does is unsettle, upset and scare them. Often she would scream and cry uncontrollably. Imagine what that is like for young children.”
Yes, I can easily believe that face would frighten children and animals. Heck, it could probably cause Biblical plagues. Don’t look into her eyes, everyone. You’ll turn to dust!