Free The Little Spears!

Okay, I guess none of this is “news,” but I admit I was a little shocked and dismayed.

Apparently, when Brit isn’t busy filling the kids full of their favorite caffeinated concoctions, including coffee, “she also lets them sit in soiled diapers for hours until someone else changes them,” the source told Star. “And she keeps both children up late at night to ensure they sleep late — this includes waking them up if they fall asleep before 11 p.m.” No wonder they need so much coffee!
As for her other child-care foibles, Star’s source says, “she tried to whiten (Sean Preston’s) teeth using Crest Whitestrips, but he kept crying. Finally, Britney threw the strips away, telling Sean, ‘Fine, you’ll just have ugly teeth then!’”
By far the most explosive revelation featured in the Star report is how BritBrit speaks to her brood. “When Britney is upset, she yells and screams at the boys and once told them, ‘You were both mistakes!’ She’s called them ‘burdens, a pain in the ass and the reason (your) father left,’” claims the source.

Geez, maybe she and Alec Baldwin can start some sort of parenting school, since they are obviously competing for Best Parent EVER Awards. Those poor over caffeinated, diaper rash-afflicted, sleep-deprived, dentally-compromised kids have a hard enough time without my making fun of their mother, so will just say this — Help them Obi Wan K-Fed, you’re their only hope.

White Trash Britney


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