Today’s Page Six column gets the award for biggest gross out of the day:
GET ready to cringe during Sir Ben Kingsley’s new movie, “The Wackness,” in which the Oscar-winner, 63, passionately locks lips with tiny Mary-Kate Olsen, 21…. Insiders say the steamy scene with Olsen – described as a “full on make-out session” – was shot at a Greenpoint watering hole.
Um, ew! I don’t want to see Gandhi making out with Michelle Tanner! That is so wrong on so many levels. Also, since when does Mary-Kate Olsen make movies that don’t include her dressing in a trench coat and trying to solve mysteries with the cunning use of a cutely choreographed musical number? Or maybe Ben Kingsley is just slumming it with a straight-to-VHS-bargain-bin easy paycheck. I’m sure he’d resurrect Eugene Levy’s role in a New York Minute!