According to an article in the Daily Mail, Johnny Depp is finally making plans to wed his long-time girlfriend and baby mama, Vanessa Paradis! The couple have been together forever, but apparently this recent drama with Lily Rose finally pushed them over the edge. A very hearty congrats to the Depp clan. If those crazy kids can’t make it work, then I have no faith in any Hollywood romance… oh wait… I HAVE NO FAITH IN ANY HOLLYWOOD ROMANCE. I guess it’s a good thing they live in France.
Here is a little video, in case you’ve forgotten just how awesomely awesome Mr. Depp is: