Britney: More Annoying When Sober

Seriously, ya’ll, you probably don’t want to watch this video.

Okay, well, now that you have, did you kind of feel like ripping your ears off, so that you could just watch her lips moving, and imagine a bunch of really humble and apologetic statements from the girl who so recently traumatized the world with repeated beaver flashes, SUV umbrella-beatings, and tales of her shaving her legs in the “cement ponds” of fancy hotels? Instead, she is totally passing all the blame to the tabloids, her management, and of course, America.
A note to Britney’s management: Despite her sarcastic thumbs up in response to you putting her in rehab, I would just like to say thank you, on behalf of the entire country.

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One response to “Britney: More Annoying When Sober

  1. gag me with a spoon

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