Seriously, I don’t know why this looks like the funnest club ever, but I am totally joining. Okay, I am not gay, or a millionaire, and I don’t know how to play the piano while laughingly/lovely gazing at my significant other, but I don’t think that should exclude me. That would just be heterophobic/classist/anti-non-musically-gifted-people. And no one wants that on their conscience.
By the way, I love how “extraordinary men ages 25-39 join free.” Like a membership fee would be a total deterrent to ambitious men-loving millionaires. This is basically an invitation to lie about your income level while trolling for a sugardaddy. Yeah, I still want to join though.
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