Tonight We Dine in HECK

Even though a rag-tag band of toxic-waste-ily mutated adolescent tortoises knocked 300 out of the top spot at the box office this weekend, it has still grossed an impressive $162 million in only 3 weeks. I still haven’t seen it, and thought I never would. Who wants to watch a bunch of half-naked warriors with huge spears getting all sweaty… and dirty… and what was I saying? I dunno. But after seeing this trailer, I kind of want to buy a ticket. If only for the flying super-dog sequence, and the gratuitous cake shots. Remember kids, brush your teeth after you and your little Spartan friends help usher in the world’s first democracy!


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