Eventually. Of natural causes. I am not advocating celeb-on-paparazzi violence here (okay, I totally am). However, it does seem to be the new trend in Hollywood. So you can imagine my surprise to discover that trend-bucker, and all-around-heart-throb Keanu Reeves is jumping on the band wagon.
“ Keanu Reeves was behind the wheel of a Porsche that allegedly grazed a celebrity photographer standing in the path of the sports car, investigators said Tuesday. The photographer fell to the ground and paramedics were called after Reeves’ car allegedly struck the man at 7:30 p.m. Monday, said Deputy Ed Hernandez of the Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Department…The photographer, whose name wasn’t released, was taken to a local hospital for treatment of unknown injuries, Hernandez said. The Sheriff’s Department was investigating.
Reeves’ films include “Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure,” “My Own Private Idaho,” “Speed,” “Johnny Mnemonic” and “The Matrix.” He also plays in the band Dogstar. “
Okay, FIRST of all, Keanu is no longer in Dogstar, and hasn’t been for years, Yahoo not-so-News! Secondly, it’s one thing when the paprazzi hang out in front of the Ivy trying to get snaps. But in a residential area? How’d they even know he was going to be there? I mean, I knew, but I have my own set of issues. And nightvision goggles. And a subscription to “Celebrity Stalkers Monthly” magazine.