Prince Harry of Wales has volunteered for a 6 month tour of Iraq, as second lieutenant Cornet Wales. Forbes.com goes on and on about how he won’t get any “special treatment,” despite the rumor that he might be surrounded by bodyguards while on the battlefield. I would absolutely love to see what a few Royal body guards would do if insurgents tried to blow up Harry’s tank. Can’t you just see them muttering into their earpieces, like, “What the bloody hell do we do now? Er, I dunno, tell ‘em to bugger off, no bloody photos, you wankers!” Because I have a feeling protecting a Prince who is a regiment commander in the military of a country that just invaded a war torn nation is a tad different than fending off paparazzi, and making him apologize for playing Nazi.