Just when you were ready to breathe a sigh of relief over the news that Britney had checked into rehab, and we might therefore be spared further cooter sightings, TMZ is reporting that she has checked out again! Why, you ask? She didn’t like the place. It’s rehab, Britney, not Disneyland. And it’s not even like real rehab, it’s probably one of those celebrity rehabs that feature omelet-station brunch buffets and lenient out-patient policies. I guess that rock bottom was a little cushier than you thought, huh?