Anna Nicole, We Hardly Knew Ye

Well, actually that is not true. We knew way too much about ye. But all the same, I am sure the tabloids are mourning the loss of such juicy material. Not to seem insensitive, but did anyone NOT see this coming? Nothing has been disclosed yet as to her cause of death, but can I be the first to suggest that she may have O.D.ed on ridiculous lawsuits and soap-opera worthy paternity disputes? The last year of her life was enough to kill even the strongest of our species, let alone poor old Anna Nicole. Rest in peace Anna, I am happy that you will finally be reunited with the octogenarian billionaire love of your life.

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