The Three Disgraces

Page Six is really re-defining the Blind Item genre to something more like a “if you squint really hard, you might not immediately be able to tell who we’re talking about” item. Their newest, thinly veiled “Just Asking” column:
WHICH recently separated celeb has a new habit to go along with her new friends? The cutie is spending way too much time in the bathroom of the many clubs she visits, hoovering down cocaine that her pals supply her with . . . WHICH hard-partying Hollywood starlet has club cocktail waitresses fueling rumors of rehab by whispering that the actress cuts her coke with strawberry Quik? . . . WHICH new pair of best friends are actually more? When they get back to their hotels or homes, the clothes come off.”
If you have access to the internet, a television, gossipy co-workers, smoke signals, or sky writing, this should not be too difficult to figure out. And just incase you’re reading this blog by candlelight, because you are Amish and don’t believe in any of the above (shout out, Lancaster County! I want my hat back!), the answers are Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan, and Paris Hilton & Britney Spears, respectively. Or, as they are better known, the Three Disgraces.

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