As much as I hate to do two stories in a row on studly men, I just wanted to mention some exciting news. David Beckham is coming to America! It was announced today that he signed a reported $250 million contract with the Los Angeles Quakes! My first thoughts of elation on hearing this were somewhat tempered by the surprising revelation that Los Angeles has a soccer team. Who knew? But apparently, the entire franchise is riding on his well- muscled shoulders. Good luck Becks! See you at the Scientology Celebrity Center!