Feel Good Friday: Penis Envy Edition

When this landed in my inbox, I was more than a little confounded. P-mates? What? Why? How?

I don’t know about any of you ladies, but I have never wished that I could use a urinal. They’re dirtier than women’s restrooms, and personally I like the privacy of having my own stall. So thoroughly perplexed was I, that I sought out this little explanatory video.

Wait, I could write my name in the snow? Okay, I am totally on board.